Saturday, April 24, 2010

Pocket Envy

Police Report
Chuck Shepherd's News of the Weird

"And in Cairns, Australia, a 51-year-old man was caught shoplifting in March, witnessed by security staff putting three limes and a package of beef tongue in his pants. When cornered, the man (like clowns exiting a clown car) pulled out an additional two onions, three trays of rump steaks and a packet of lamb forequarter chops." [Cairns Post, 3-16-10]

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