This is what they were staring at...
I asked Susan what the fuss was all about. She said Mike had two dozen moral mushrooms pop up after all the rain. They look more like immoral mushrooms to me.
She says they are tasty. I say, if she thinks that, then she shouldn't yell at me for chewing up cat turds.
She says I can't tell anyone our address or mushroom rustlers will come in the night. Honestly!
I bet Mike's dog Johann has already peed on them. Heh.