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Saturday, February 1, 2014

Seven Things You and Your Dog Don't Need

It isn't quite so cold this week but the snow is so deep in the back yard that I can barely keep my head above it. No zoomies for me. So more indoor time. Sigh.

Here some weird things I found online today.

If you smell like peanut butter
and I am in a GOOD mood.

Custom nose print pendant
priced by the size of your dog's nose.
This one is a Great Dane so costs $170.
This is just plain weird.

Dog lips dog toy should never be fetched.
Bury them in the in the woods.

Cat battle armor is only $500. Yikes!

I am not a fan of dressing up your dog.
But this dynamic duo looks pretty good.

Hey! This looks like me!

Dog scratching post?!!
There's even a video demonstrating how to claw.
(This looks like Stuart...thank goodness he has no claws.)

Friday, May 31, 2013

Recycling for a Better Life

I was trying to help out around the house by putting some things in the recycling. But then I read the sorting guidelines. Rats!

Sorry, we do not accept household goods other than clothes and linens.
No appliances
No books, tapes or CDs
No hardware or tools
No games or toys
No kitchen goods
No chemicals or hazardous waste
No cosmetics, creams or nail polish
No computers
No cats

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Hold the Ketchup

I know - the joke's been done. And I have said before that buns should be banned. But come on! It's a puppy. A baby wiener dog. In a real bun. Ah!

But what really makes it funny is the perky alertness of said puppy. It isn't a good gag with sleeping, trusting puppy.

Run away, little guy!

source

Other dachshund posts:
Ban the Buns
Just Because You Can...

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Haboobs and Koalas

My friend Susan T. just got a weather station. A friend of hers wanted to know if that means she can now make her own weather. That would be nice as they seem to get a lot of haboobs where she lives.

Weather stations made me think about these Baby Changing Stations that seem to be everywhere.

Controlling the weather makes perfect sense to me. But can someone explain why you would want to change your baby into a koala?

There do seem to be plenty of happy customers who have used Koala Bear Kare Baby Changing Stations with success. Look how proud they look with their babies!

Although some go a little overboard - perhaps vying for a reality show... or something...

I did find evidence of some failures -- the Koala Baby Changer must have gotten muddled mid cycle and the transformation was not complete. Like a transporter malfunction. Or something from The Fly...

I hope my friend's new weather station works better the Koala Bear Kare Baby Changing Station or we might end up with something worse than haboobs. What if it rained cats and koalas?

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Running of the Squirrels

What can I say? I love squirrels. I am booking a flight to Spain as we speak.

Friday, November 25, 2011

Best Thanksgiving Hats EVER

My Susan's friend Susan has an excellent sense of humor and is a fine seamstress too! She also has a very sporting family.

Best Thanksgiving hats EVER!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Monday, November 7, 2011

Herding Cats

I hear a lot of complaints about herding cats in my house. Usually it is not directed at the cats.

This video has been around for awhile. But it makes me smile. I like the river crossing the best.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Three Ball Dog

I am not a ball dog. I tried it once and it is not for me. Even the fuzzy balls are a poor imitation of a squirrel. Don't even get me started on the whole fetch thing. But I can still be impressed by my fellow canines' skills. There is no way I could do this!