It's OK Carmella, once they see what that kitty's claws will do to that leather chair, the black devil-eyed animal will be banished! In the meantime, you must let go of your anger or it will poison your beautiful, artistic soul.
Claws? What claws? All it has is an adorable purr. And it is an eco-friendly lap warmer. I am not sure I stand a chance.
Oh, and for the record, my Susan says thank you for the leather comment. It is actually a micro-fiber but she is pleased you were deceived.