|The pasque flowers gone to seed|
look like Dr. Seuss lorax trees.
|If I see a lorax in my garden,|
I am going to catch it
and make it go squeakie-squeakie.
I'll bet they are pretty slow...
|Star of Bethlehem flowers are|
the only religious thing in our garden.
Needless to say, no one around here
was expecting big changes
last week for the Rapture.
|Susan likes weird creatures in the garden|
that are no fun to chase.
That maidenhair fern behind the snail
is looking good this year.
|Siberian irises are always pleasing. |
I help out by gnawing out all
the crab grass from the clumps.
|The bleeding hearts are huge bushes this year!|
The best part about gardening is that Susan takes care of all the work while I sleep in the sun and play with bumblebees.
|Bees are easy to catch.|
They sort of stick to your tongue
as they fly by.
Bumblebees are so adorable in their little polarfleece coats. They are very pokey fliers. I can snatch them out of the air with my lightening fast reflexes. I like how they buzz when I body slam them on the grass.
|This is wrong.|
|This is actually a rather cute bee. |
But I don't think it could fly very well.
The other day while I was tossing a bee around the yard, I got this terrible pain in my foot. No idea what that was about... I thought I was going to die. But it went away so I went back to bumblebee hunting today.