Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Cold and Cranky



I didn't choose North.  I wasn't born here so I do know better! This is no place for a hound. OK, OK, I am eternally grateful for the Freedom Train and all.  But it is snowy and COLD and I can't go out with freezing my tail off.

So, here is some eye candy to reassure myself that the dog days of summer will return... someday.


Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Mike and Gail’s Spicy Squash Cakes

The dog says: Mike and Gail live next door with their awesome dog Johann. They bring us food like these incredibly yummy squash cakes. Once, we gave a friend a plate of cakes to take home for dinner. She said they ate them in less than three blocks. She declared they were "the best thing I've ever put in my mouth." Obviously, she's never caught a squirrel...

Mike and Gail's Spicy Squash Cakes

Grate (in food processor):
4 cups butternut squash or other squash

Put squash in large mixing bowl and add:
1 cup fresh or frozen corn
1 bunch green onions or onions or shallots—finely chopped
1 little can minced green chilis or 1 T. jalapeno or other hot pepper
1/3 c. parmesan cheese (the good kind—not Kraft in a can)
1 c. grated sharp cheddar cheese (New York is good)
1/2 c. flour
4 eggs
3 T. butter (optional but, oh, so good)
salt and pepper to taste
optional: cayenne pepper or hot red pepper flakes

oil for frying

Heat oil on skillet.  Spoon batter and gently flatten into pancake-sized cakes.  Fry until golden and crispy.  Place on paper towels to soak off extra oil.  Serve right away or keep warm in oven. Drop several on the floor for the dog to clean up.

Serve with salsa, cilantro, and/or sour cream (boy #2, age 10, says KETCHUP).  

Monday, December 14, 2009

Dumb as Squirrels

Some kids are as dumb as squirrels. A mother noticed a subtle but steady depletion of lunchbox treats from the cupboard.  Neither of her three children would confess. Tracker senses led her to the crack between her eldest's bed and the wall revealing mounds of wrappers from months of pilfering.  "I can't decide which is worse," she said "...that he lied, that he's that lazy, or that he is that dumb...or that he thinks I am that dumb."

Coming of Age in the Internet Age

A mom I know was perplexed that their family printer kept running out of red ink. She pondered what a teenage boy could possibly be printing that would draw on large quantities of red ink but very little green or yellow.  Hmm...

Sunday, December 13, 2009

What to Wear to the Dog Park

I hear it took my gal ten years to buy a winter coat.  It's not like she hasn't lived in this frigid place her whole life. I think it was a convergence of events. The zipper on her shoulder-season polarfleece broke.  The temperature dropped forty degrees in one day.  She finally decided that being able to move freely is overrated. And she got a great deal at the outlet, which, as we have seen, is simply irresistible. At least her coat isn't monogrammed Mildred or Flo or Ashley.


Looking at Susan, I am feeling much better about my own dog coat.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Nose to the Ground

I prefer to walk nose to the ground. It is common knowledge that dogs smell the world better than they see or even hear it. As humorist Dave Barry observed, his in-laws’ dog is "a beagle, which means she is, biologically, a nose with feet."



I'm not apologizing for getting distracted on walks now and then. Imagine a giant spaceship breaking through the clouds. Do you think you'd just keep walking? Most smells are like that--impossible to ignore. Perhaps you've experienced walking by a Mississippi storm drain on a summer day. Whoooeee!

Other smells are delicate, fleeting records of events just missed or trails to promised delights. The discarded MacDonald's bag, the lurking trashcan coon, or the drippings of an Izzy's cone on the move. Someone at the dog park last week commented that a dog's experience of sniffing through a field is the equivalent of reading a really good novel. Or a lovely line of poetry.

Nose to the ground in my neighborhood, you might also find written poetry stamped into the sidewalks. In the last year, my Susan and I have read some of these poems over and over. Sometimes a line here, a line there, as we zoom by. Other times we stop to linger and puzzle. I finally decided to find out where they came from.



The project is Everyday Poems for City Sidewalk by Saint Paul’s Public Artist in Residence Marcus Young and friends, Saint Paul Public Works, and Public Art Saint Paul with contributions from 34 Saint Paul poets. I was delighted to learn St. Paul has an Artist in Residence. (It made me wonder if there was also a Dog in Residence position available.  But I probably wouldn't have time anyway.)

Mr. Young describes the project:

"Everyday Poems for City Sidewalk is inspired by the universal, childish desire to draw a finger through tempting wet cement. The project also has higher-minded aspiration. Our public realm, crowded with commercial and regulatory text, could use more poetry. On our modest sidewalks, we hope to create delightful moments of open-air reading, and make public and common the beauty in our hearts as expressed by our poets. Beautiful poetry can be as present and plain as sidewalk, as grass and sky."

I must confess I am a reluctant reader of poems. Poetry can be hard to love. The words are sparse. Each phrase is pruned and tended like bonsai. I'm more of a rip through the field, bramble scramble, bark at the squirrels kind of gal. Poems make me nervous. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the meaning, not peeling the layers. I'm never swept away by the words. I am distracted by the line breaks. I wait for the rhyme. I squirm under real and imagined scrutiny that I must be moved. A sommelier hands me a glass of fine wine and waits.... uhh...oaky...tastes like chicken?

But I have come to love the written poetry pressed into our city sidewalks. Maybe it is because I discovered them. No one handed me their beating heart. These poems were just there-- to be noticed or to be trod upon as my mood determined. Perhaps it is because they are served up one at a time in bite-sized snacks.  Or maybe it is merely because they have become old familiar friends. Origami bird, dead bees in the windowsill, xerox your zucchini, "Um..I just did," the man replied.


                                                                    photo Chris Roberts

If you aren't fortunate enough to live in my neighborhood or if winter has obscured the words, you can find a slide show of all the 2008 poems (and a great map) at  Everyday Poems for City Sidewalk. And there is a second round coming.  I can't wait to find this 2009 poem:

Success
Whippets love wombats and cheaters love rules,
like canaries love cats and truants love school.
Earthworms drink tea from fine china cups,
and ponies give birth to white black lab pups.
You can see from your ears and smell from your eyes
and you’ll always succeed if you just never try.

                                                        - Kurt Schultz