Saturday, May 5, 2012

Haboobs and Koalas

My friend Susan T. just got a weather station. A friend of hers wanted to know if that means she can now make her own weather. That would be nice as they seem to get a lot of haboobs where she lives.

Weather stations made me think about these Baby Changing Stations that seem to be everywhere.

Controlling the weather makes perfect sense to me. But can someone explain why you would want to change your baby into a koala? 

There do seem to be plenty of happy customers who have used Koala Bear Kare Baby Changing Stations with success. Look how proud they look with their babies!

Although some go a little overboard - perhaps vying for a reality show... or something...

I did find evidence of some failures -- the Koala Baby Changer must have gotten muddled mid cycle and the transformation was not complete. Like a transporter malfunction. Or something from The Fly...

I hope my friend's new weather station works better the Koala Bear Kare Baby Changing Station or we might end up with something worse than haboobs. What if it rained cats and koalas? 

Friday, May 4, 2012

The Morel of the Story is...

Our neighbor Mike came over to show Susan something. I watched them from the porch window as they went over to his new steps and stared at the ground. Their excitement was palpable.

This is what they were staring at...

I asked Susan what the fuss was all about. She said Mike had two dozen moral mushrooms pop up after all the rain. They look more like immoral mushrooms to me.

She says they are tasty. I say, if she thinks that, then she shouldn't yell at me for chewing up cat turds.

She says I can't tell anyone our address or mushroom rustlers will come in the night. Honestly! 

I bet Mike's dog Johann has already peed on them. Heh.